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Episode 160 – Dead Arm with Heather Gordon

Please be aware that this episode contains frank descriptions of and discussion about sexual menace, drug use, and drug addiction. This week on CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, Heather Gordon tells us about the hot new club drug: Dead Arm. I’m on Mastodon now too!

Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story!

Theme music is by Matt Holt

Upcoming episodes: Graphic Design, Mouth Sweet, Autopilot, Ben’s Playhouse, Monster in the Forest, Forget Me Not, The Mannequins, Mummer Man

Further reading: Dear Abby, The Man That Ate Newborns, I’m Sorry Daddy, Tails from the dogscape, More tails from dogscape, The Left/Right Game, The Portraits, I Was Fourteen, Perfection, The Deepest Part of the Ocean, Look Up In The Sky, The Flying Man, Haunted Tape

December 6, 2018

Episode 142 – Scary Signs

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Boo! This subreddit is full of Scary Signs!

I don’t remember what we talked about, so here’s Jeff’s Mastodon account, then here is Matt’s Mastodon account, and the finally there’s Louisa’s Mastodon account.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

December 5, 2018

Episode 159 – Whispers with Heather Gordon

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Another week, another CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast. Heather Gordon is back to chat about Whispers. I’m on Mastodon now too!

Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story!

Theme music is by Matt Holt

Upcoming episodes: Dead Arm, Graphic Design, Mouth Sweet, Autopilot, Ben’s Playhouse, Monster in the Forest, Forget Me Not, The Mannequins, Mummer Man

Further reading: Dear Abby, The Man That Ate Newborns, I’m Sorry Daddy, Tails from the dogscape, More tails from dogscape, The Left/Right Game, The Portraits, I Was Fourteen, Perfection, The Deepest Part of the Ocean, Look Up In The Sky, The Flying Man, Haunted Tape

November 29, 2018

Episode 141 – Tools

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Inclined planes, wheels, and levers! It’s the subreddit for Tools!

We mess up our Netflix algorithm, debate which of us is going to The Good Place, and protest in favor of Pokémon voting rights.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

November 28, 2018

Episode 158 – Pony Island with Nick Wood

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CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast is a normal length this week, as we welcome Nick Wood (Stranger Still, Limited Cel) back to chat about Pony Island. I’m on Mastodon now too!

Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story!

Theme music is by Matt Holt

Upcoming episodes: Whispers, Dead Arm, Graphic Design, Mouth Sweet, Autopilot, Ben’s Playhouse, Monster in the Forest, Forget Me Not, The Mannequins, Mummer Man

Further reading: Dear Abby, The Man That Ate Newborns, I’m Sorry Daddy, Tails from the dogscape, More tails from dogscape, The Left/Right Game, The Portraits, I Was Fourteen, Perfection, The Deepest Part of the Ocean, Look Up In The Sky, The Flying Man, Haunted Tape

November 22, 2018

Episode 140 – Competitive Hearthstone

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None of us play Hearthstone but Matt, so please don’t get mad that we’re covering the Competitive Hearthstone subreddit.

We chat about which Super Smash Bros characters fuck, technically a little bit about Hearthstone, and sexual innuendo for mango emojis.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

November 20, 2018

Episode 157 – I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life with Hannah Burdge

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Well, this is the longest episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast by a very large margin. I even cut out twenty minutes of chat about pop punk, which you can find on my Patreon. Hannah Burdge is the friend whose life I ruined by making her read I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life. I’m on Mastodon now too!

Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story!

Theme music is by Matt Holt

Upcoming episodes: Pony Island, Whispers, Dead Arm, Graphic Design, Mouth Sweet, Autopilot, Ben’s Playhouse, Monster in the Forest, Forget Me Not, The Mannequins, Mummer Man

Further reading: Dear Abby, The Man That Ate Newborns, I’m Sorry Daddy, Tails from the dogscape, More tails from dogscape, The Left/Right Game, The Portraits, I Was Fourteen, Perfection, The Deepest Part of the Ocean, Look Up In The Sky, The Flying Man, Haunted Tape

November 15, 2018

Episode 139 – Neckbeard RPG

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Some awful Reddit dipshits created something terrible called Neckbeard RPG and here’s out episode about it I guess!!

We chat about Super Smash Bros again of course, Call of Not Cthulhu, and everyone favorite band the Reddit Hot Chili Peppers.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

November 14, 2018

Episode 156 – Tampon Recall with Hannah Burdge

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Hannah Burdge tries to kill me on this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast by bringing us a very dumb story called Tampon Recall. I’m on Mastodon now too!

Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story!

Theme music is by Matt Holt

Upcoming episodes: I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life, Pony Island, Whispers, Dead Arm, Graphic Design, Mouth Sweet, Autopilot, Ben’s Playhouse, Monster in the Forest, Forget Me Not, The Mannequins, Mummer Man

Further reading: Dear Abby, The Man That Ate Newborns, I’m Sorry Daddy, Tails from the dogscape, More tails from dogscape, The Left/Right Game, The Portraits, I Was Fourteen, Perfection, The Deepest Part of the Ocean, Look Up In The Sky, The Flying Man, Haunted Tape

November 8, 2018

Episode 138 – I Am Very Badass

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Sometimes, someone online feels so secure in their masculinity that they feel the need to calmly and rationally declare “I Am Very Badass“.

We chat about how you can’t fight ghosts, forgotten Halloween songs, and Wayside Stories from Alt-Right School.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

November 6, 2018