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Episode 86 – James Bond

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We don’t expect you to listen to this episode, James Bond, we expect you to die! This week we’ve got a license to kill, but we’ll only live twice while we discuss Moonraking in Super Mario Odyssey, realize that Jeff’s similarities to Donald Duck are For Your Eyes Only, and send the James Bond franchise owners some suggestions for the future From Russia With Love. Goldfinger. I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

November 8, 2017

Episode 104 – The Expressionless with Nick Hernandez and Turner Dowhan

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Turner Dowhan and Nick Hernandez from Redemption Arc are back again on this week’s CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast as we chat about The Expressionless.

Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story!

Theme music is by Matt Holt

If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Mayhem Mountain, I Caught My Grandfather Talking To An Air Vent, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Children Upstairs, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, The Showers, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Huntsville Camping Trip, My Best Friend In 9th Grade, The Devil Lives on Old Mill Road, I Want To Scream, Jeff Went Left, The Bonewalker, The Clear Blue Spring, Dining Room or There is Nothing, Search & Rescue Officer, I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life, Devil’s Night, On A Hill

November 2, 2017

Happy Halloween 2017!

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Here’s another bonus story from early on in my Patreon!

October 31, 2017

Episode 103 – SCP-093 with Turner Dowhan and Nick Hernandez

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Turner Dowhan and Nick Hernandez from Redemption Arc join me this week on CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast to talk about SCP-093.

Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story!

Theme music is by Matt Holt

If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on The Expressionless, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Children Upstairs, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, The Showers, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Huntsville Camping Trip, My Best Friend In 9th Grade, The Devil Lives on Old Mill Road, I Want To Scream, Jeff Went Left, The Bonewalker, The Clear Blue Spring, Dining Room or There is Nothing, Mayhem Mountain, Search & Rescue Officer, I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life, Devil’s Night, On A Hill

October 26, 2017

Episode 85 – Knife Club

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This week, in addition to being our usual crabby, we also get a little stabby with Knife Club. We talk about SNL character mash-ups, the Andy Kaufman of fart jokes, and the loss of innocence, and all before we even start the episode! Deliveries are delayed, memes are generated, sit-coms expire, and we rank the sadness of internet communities.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

October 25, 2017

Episode 102 – Petscop with Noah Houlihan and Stephanie Kingsbury

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Noah Houlihan (Plus Two Comedy) brings a fresh (ongoing?) story to CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, and Stephanie Kingsbury is here too. It’s Petscop!

Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story!

Theme music is by Matt Holt

If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on SCP-093, The Expressionless, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Children Upstairs, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, The Showers, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Huntsville Camping Trip, My Best Friend In 9th Grade, The Devil Lives on Old Mill Road, I Want To Scream, Jeff Went Left, The Bonewalker, The Clear Blue Spring, Dining Room or There is Nothing, Mayhem Mountain, Search & Rescue Officer, I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life, Devil’s Night, On A Hill

October 19, 2017

Episode 84 – Metal Me IRL

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Join us on our journey into the darkness as we get grimy with Metal Me IRL. We talk about the lust for deals, horror holidays, and all agree how great Over the Garden Wall is. We also know nothing about metal but have vaguely dismissive feelings about that scene, so sorry if we offended you – feel free to join up with the Libertarians and snake-owners in the line of people who wish they could punch us in the face.
Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

October 19, 2017

Friday the 13th Creepypasta Special!

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Releasing a bonus from Patreon to the public as a lil holiday treat! It’s a reading of Psychosis, by Matt Dymerski.

October 13, 2017

Episode 101 – Why I Refuse To Work Night Shift with Stephanie Kingsbury and Noah Houlihan

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CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast heads back to the regular shit this week, as Stephanie Kingsbury brings us a new guest, Noah Houlihan (Plus Two Comedy), and a new story, Why I Refuse To Work Night Shift

Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story!

Theme music is by Matt Holt

If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Petscop, SCP-093, The Expressionless, Dionaea House, Funnymouth, The Children Upstairs, Homecoming, Reverse S-Ward, The Showers, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Huntsville Camping Trip, My Best Friend In 9th Grade, The Devil Lives on Old Mill Road, I Want To Scream, Jeff Went Left, The Bonewalker, The Clear Blue Spring, Dining Room or There is Nothing, Mayhem Mountain, Search & Rescue Officer, I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life, Devil’s Night, On A Hill

October 12, 2017

Episode 83 – Ask Ouija

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The spooks just keep coming as we approach Halloween with the supernaturally funny Ask Ouija! We talk about Eminem and Kid Rock‘s sitcom, Facebook villains, and Steven King’s autobiographical oeuvre, before obsessing over Jumanji.

Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Podington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming and keep your pockets on Shrek!

October 11, 2017