Check in with your old pals the Seeing Red(dit) gang as we keep it spooky this week and talk about They Did the Monster Math. We talk about dad jokes, compare the relative advantages of vampires and zombies, and talk for way too long about The Flash fucking everyone on Earth and how bad your life would be with a 16-foot dick.
Okay, so this one is kind of a big deal to me. I’ve been working on a longer story (maybe a novel??) since the middle of the summer, and I’m (at the time of this writing) 6,491 words into it. I am doing some editing for an audio project (which will be next week’s post), so I have told myself that surely there is no time for a new short story. But haha who am I kidding I have just been napping and playing video games after work cuz I am a grown-ass man and can do what I wanna do.
Here’s the first chapter of a story that is tentatively titled Adventure Princess. It’s all-ages appropriate, but it is especially for you if you dig princesses, adventure, teens, and fantasy.
Aaand we’re back! All thanks to the find folks at DreamHost support. Or if you’re reading this on Tumblr, EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NOTHING WAS EVER WRONG. Anyway, another Reddit prompt, from this post.
Prompt: A person has come to realize that each time they die they reincarnate further backwards in time.
Ahoy-hoy! I’m back again, with a story I wrote a few weeks ago from another Reddit prompt. Please do me a huge favor and share this story if you like it!
Prompt: The main protagonist is fully aware of being the main protagonist and knows that, no matter what he does, he won’t die during the story.
Hello again! Before I get to this week’s story, I’d like to ask that anyone reading this please follow, reblog, and share this post (and heck, all the posts here). I really want to expand my audience, but I can’t do that without EVERYBODY’S HELP! So go on! Share it! I dares ya!
This story is based on a prompt from Reddit again, specifically this one. This is actually the third Reddit prompt I’ve done; you’ll see the second next week! Enjoy!
Hello, friends! I’m trying something new for content here on Weaponized Language. I’m going to be writing very short stories based on prompts that I find (or sometimes make up for myself). They’ll hopefully be getting posted at least once per week.
This first story is thematically appropriate for the first post in this project. The source for the prompt is my own dang brain! Story is after the break; leave me comments below!
Prompt: Two people meet for the first time (500-1500 words)