Stories

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Okay, so this one is kind of a big deal to me. I’ve been working on a longer story (maybe a novel??) since the middle of the summer, and I’m (at the time of this writing) 6,491 words into it. I am doing some editing for an audio project (which will be next week’s post), so I have told myself that surely there is no time for a new short story. But haha who am I kidding I have just been napping and playing video games after work cuz I am a grown-ass man and can do what I wanna do.

ANYWAY.

Here’s the first chapter of a story that is tentatively titled Adventure Princess. It’s all-ages appropriate, but it is especially for you if you dig princesses, adventure, teens, and fantasy.

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Hello again! Before I get to this week’s story, I’d like to ask that anyone reading this please follow, reblog, and share this post (and heck, all the posts here). I really want to expand my audience, but I can’t do that without EVERYBODY’S HELP! So go on! Share it! I dares ya!

This story is based on a prompt from Reddit again, specifically this one. This is actually the third Reddit prompt I’ve done; you’ll see the second next week! Enjoy!

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Hello, friends! I’m trying something new for content here on Weaponized Language. I’m going to be writing very short stories based on prompts that I find (or sometimes make up for myself). They’ll hopefully be getting posted at least once per week.

If you like Unknowing, you’ll (hopefully) like this, and if you’re only here because of Tanoshi Quest, then it’ll be something to tide you over while new pages get drawn!

This first story is thematically appropriate for the first post in this project. The source for the prompt is my own dang brain! Story is after the break; leave me comments below!

Prompt: Two people meet for the first time (500-1500 words)

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