Weaponized Language

Author: Jeff

  • Episode 139 – Omastar

    Episode 139 – Omastar

    It’s a slightly more intimidating version of the previous monster, here today on Someone’s PC: A Pokémon Podcast

  • Episode 70 – Snakes

    ​Watch out for this episode – it’s all about Snakes! We talk about our menstrual cycles, factual inaccuracies in action movies, and start our own religion. We pitch our script for the next Wolverine movie, determine the worst part of being a man, and convince ourselves that snake owners are legitimate sociopaths. Please rate, review,…

  • Episode 138 – Omanyte

    Episode 138 – Omanyte

    Praise the Helix Fossil on this episode of Someone’s PC: A Pokémon Podcast

  • Burnt Crunchy Bits – Steven Universe Cookie Cat

    Burnt Crunchy Bits – Steven Universe Cookie Cat

    Cookie Cats from Steven Universe by Louisa Herron A little something cool for summer! For the cookie layer: 1 cup all-purpose flour (5 oz) 1/2 cup cocoa powder (1.5 oz) 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon baking soda 2 large eggs 2/3 cup sugar (4.75 oz) 1/4 cup chocolate syrup (or if you forgot to get…

  • Episode 137 – Porygon

    Episode 137 – Porygon

    I don’t know why we talked for twenty goddamn minutes about Porygon, but there’s nothing I can do about it now. This is Someone’s PC: A Pokémon Podcast.

  • Episode 86 – Does It Hurt When You Sleep? with Kira White and Lisette Voytko

    Another duo of NoSleep stories starts this week, with Does It Hurt When You Sleep?. CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast welcomes two brand-new guests to the show: Lisette Voytko and Kira White. Support the show on Patreon! $1 a month gets you two bonus episodes and one short story! Theme music is by Matt Holt If you want to…

  • Episode 136 – Flareon

    Episode 136 – Flareon

    Here it is, the worst Eevee evolution. Don’t fight us on it, we’re Someone’s PC: A Pokémon Podcast and that makes us an authority.

  • Episode 69 – Fasting

    In this very nice episode, we completely fail to make innuendos while talking about Fasting. We talk about artificial butter flavor, hidden animal dicks, and buying Jeff video games. We dive deep into Mad Max, Bizarro Clark Kent, and Breatharian mystics and come to the conclusion that we hate all internet communities, which is a…

  • Episode 135 – Jolteon

    Episode 135 – Jolteon

    It’s spiky and that’s a lil sad, but we gotta cover em all here on Someone’s PC: A Pokémon Podcast

  • Episode 134 – Vaporeon

    Episode 134 – Vaporeon

    This one is the vaping-themed Eeveelution, I’m pretty sure. Trust us, we’re Someone’s PC: A Pokémon Podcast